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this came to me in a dream

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go read @buggachat's genderfluid adrien fic right now. or else

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

The world if Miss Piggy had become president in 1980 instead of Ronald Reagan

Blondie - Heart Of Glass

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

Nuclear family enjoyers be like "if you dont give your first child a younger sibling then you're fucking up that first child and they'll be broken and need to be fixed later please reproduce please have more children please please" (<- this is what early writing on only children psychologies literally said btw. this is what they thought. this is where your belief comes from.)

You have GOT to stop thinking of people from certain kinds of families as inferior. You have to. For the good of society.

damn that's crazy anyway have you tried having a sibling it might make you better